D2R2 2017: The Redemption of Shad: Part I

Now the 13th edition of the D2R2 is in the books and Team Shad has redeemed itself following last year's disastrous results. 

Triumph of Shad after completing the 160K

The thing is, no one wins or loses the D2R2 - you either finish or you don't. Last year, we did not finish. This year, after 7 hours 43 minutes and 23 seconds in the saddle (Dubstoevsky's saddle, that is, based on Strava calculations), Team Shad rolled back through the starting gate at the D2R2 Big Top off Mill Village Rd. 

So what happened? How did Team Shad manage to claw back respectability after last year's failure and after an off-season marked by existential angst, motivational concerns, and the possible dissolution of the team?

The answer is actually pretty simple - we climbed on our bikes at the appointed hour and went for it.

Let's be clear on one point. Wing Nut is a D2R2 veteran, one of a handful of people who have started all thirteen editions of this event (including this year). That he didn't finish last year (his first DNF) has nothing to do with his ability and everything to do with his loyalty. Last year, Dubstoevsky's mechanical mandated that Wing Nut sacrifice glory for the rescue of a teammate (even if that rescue effort went comically awry). He would have finished had he not be duty-bound to Dubstoevsky.

It seemed monumentally unlikely that Wing Nut, never mind Team Shad, would experience a second consecutive year of failure. Last year had to be an anomaly, an unanticipated and unforeseen catastrophe of a singular kind. A flat tire, long un-rideable sections of the Mystery course, and a final ride-ending mechanical on East Rd formed the basis of last year's slog. 

Dubstoevsky, even at his most cynical and pessimistic point, couldn't muster any dread for this year's edition. All bad karma had been left behind in the wastes of Ho Cook Forest and on the dusty, loose-gravel crawl up East Rd a year ago - surely, the team's well of negativity had run dry.

And that's how I approached this year. Positively. I accepted that this year would be different, that the odds were in our favor, that we would return to the event triumphantly, that we would finish. Besides, we would be on familiar ground, the 160K, a ride we did in 2015 and that seems just the right tortuous distance. I'm glad I did the 180K on the 10th anniversary run, but those extra 20K down the stretch are hugely demanding and I don't feel compelled to do that ride again.

Team Shad setting out on the 160K

The 160K seems like Team Shad's ideal. Anything less seems like D2R2 Lite; after all, on any given day, knocking off 60 miles on dirt roads is clearly do-able, albeit challenging. Anything more, like the 180K or last year's relentlessly brutal Mystery Ride, seems like overkill. Hey, I can suffer as well as the next cyclist but after a point it becomes imperative to ask yourself, why should I bother? 

So even though we got a late start (7:35 vs the recommended 7:00), we set out in good spirits and with confidence. We were ready to put last year behind us.

D2R2 2017: The Redemption of Shad: Part II